New legislation regarding clamps!

Keep yourself safe! The new legislation can be found here:

This piece of legislation is intended to define the parameters for legal use of a "Tow Clamp" otherwise known colloquially as a "Boot." Use of a "Boot" outside of these parameters will result in the charge of "Criminal Misuse of a Towing Clamp" being applied to the offender.

There are only two instances when the use of a "Boot" is legal:

When the vehicle or item being "Booted" is abandoned on your personally owned private property. This does not apply to places of employment such as Senor Buns or Mosley's.

When the vehicle or item being "Booted" has been marked for tow and you are carrying out contracted Tow duties, whether through the local Tow Dispatcher or a private, personally-owned property calling for removal.

Tow workers must photograph the state of the illegally parked vehicle they were sent/called to tow.

The "Boot" must only be used to prevent an owner of the illegally parked vehicle moving it or otherwise interfering during the tow process.

Police vehicles are exempt from being "Booted." Any "Booting" of a Government vehicle (PD, EMS) will be deemed an unlawful use of the equipment.

Enacted on behalf of the Inaugural City Council by Chief Justice Alan Crane.